|Oh. Okay then.|
Hi readers. How are the seven of you doing today? Oh, sorry. Eight of you. I didn't see you there. You should really sit up straight.
Well I'm having a good day because I finally had the opportunity to start and finish some watercolor projects! Also, I was able to start writing a few draft blog posts. That got me thinking. What are my blogs even about? What is the genre of this thing? Mom blog? (hate that term), lifestyle blog? (only if I can remove the word "style"), humor blog? (I'd like to think so), watercolor and painting blog? (Except only two people read the posts about my art)... As you can see I'm in a bit of a conundrum.
As a person who used to work for a company called Promotional Concepts ya'd think I'd have some more promotional concepts. And I'm trying to create a viable business selling art so maybe I should just create a website and blog solely about art. But then I also enjoy entertaining you with my blog posts about my kids and random things... Hmmmm...
I think my best bet is to just combine a blog with my art. Blog. Art. Blog. Art. Blogart? No. Wait. I've GOT IT. Blart. BLART! It's the perfect combination of art and blog. Literally. I've finally found my niche! Now every time someone Googles "blart" you will find me! I'm so smart. You could even say I put the art in smart. Har de har har.
Okay well, on to my BLARTING!
Lately I've been in the mood for buffalo. Or Bison. Whatever the correct term is for the American versions.
|My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.|
|Hey lady do you mind turning your flash off?|
|You still didn't turn it off.|
|I make a great addition to a Wild West themed nursery. Stampede's not included.|
Once I'd had my fill of buffalo (they taste like chicken) I got down to some serious watercolor abstract business. Painting abstract art is fun but I only use the left side of my brain which means I have to close my right eye the entire time. Doesn't everyone do that? My first abstracts are sold together in a pair of 8 x 10's. Purchase it here.
|What do you see? I see an angry old woman buying bananas.|
|If you close your right eye, it looks like the Mona Lisa.|
My abstract art is specifically created with baby nurseries and children's rooms in mind. If you know of any mothers that appreciate modern/abstract art, send them my way! I am happy to create any abstract watercolors using whatever colors you have in mind. Also, I promise to keep both eyes open when doing so.
|This was meant to be a portrait of Donald Trump's hair.|
|I call this one, "I stubbed my toe"|
I look forward to seeing you next time. I promise I'll have on a clean pair of pants next time. What? You didn't notice my pants this time? Um... Gotta go!
Adios! Until the next post.