I hope you are all having a very productive and mind stimulating Friday. Perhaps you've just made a cool $500,000,000 deal for the company you work for. Or maybe you've spent the day vaccinating children in a developing country. Then again, maybe you've spent the morning developing a new math theory which will allow us to create 100 % clean energy.
Or maybe your Friday has been like mine. Here's a quick look into my day so far. I think you will be blown away by the extreme (un)productivity.
This morning Henry woke up and immediately put his legos to work. Here they are lining up ready to take orders.
|Lego labors laws state they are to plastic to work a full 8 hours|
Henry realized that he was missing one of his employees.
After my children worked the morning away we went outside for a walk. By walk I mean we lay on the grass at the park. But don't worry. I was sure to take a fifteen minute break every hour like any responsible employee would do. I'm sure my children understood why mummy dearest left them with Todd, the guy who has three dogs and talks to invisible people, while she caught up on gossip at the water cooler. Anyway here I am resting at the park.
|Look at that peaceful tree up there. I'm so relaxed.|
|Hello?! I'm still here.|
After our productive walk-lay, we had to get back so that I could begin work on my next project...seeing what Macy would look like with hair.
|Ah, so that's what she looks like.|
And finally before the children took their naps, I finished up a project that I'd been meaning to get to for hours. The very important "take a picture of my toddler wearing sunglasses" project.
|I ran out of time so this is the best quality I could get. Sorry.|
Ah yes. Today was QUITE the day. And this is just what I managed to accomplish before 1:30. I don't mean to brag but, I'm kind of a big deal in these parts (parts being my living room). Now, after this post I plan to take a much needed break. Perhaps I'll watch 3-4 back to back episodes of Supernanny. Have you seen that show? Can you believe how lazy some parents are?! Don't they realize that some of us are trying to be productive members of society and teach our children the values of hard work???
Adios! Until the next post.